One of my favourite TV shows – perhaps unsurprisingly, given my religious affiliations – is the HBO series Rome.
The two-season historical epic (as it’s no doubt been described) relates the goings-on surrounding Julius Caesar’s rise to power, his assassination, and the subsequent civil war between the followers of Marcus Antonius and Octavius Thurinus, later Augustus, (technically) the first emperor of Rome.
The story is told partially from the point of view of these significant historical characters, and partially of two legionaries, Titus Pullo and Lucius Vorenus, who were heavily fictionalised versions of two solders mentioned for their heroism and cameraderie in Caesar’s account of his Gallic campaign.
The series is extremely worth watching. Seriously. If you’ve any interest in ancient Rome, but for some reason haven’t seen Rome yet, do so at once.
Having recently watched it again, I was wandering the Internet looking for scraps about it, and found an article on entertainment news site Variety. The article mentions the annoyance of (presumably some, rather than all) Italians that the Roman characters were played by what they called ‘Anglo-Saxons’:
“Many Italian journalists and commentators just don’t want to see their history depicted by Anglo-Saxons,” says RAI drama exec Paola Masini. “Watching British actors playing Romans rubs a lot of people the wrong way and prompted the press to find fault with the historical accuracy.”
Thing is, there’s a problem here for those raising this objection.
The events depicted in Rome took place – at the time of writing this – between 2,059 and 2,041 years ago. And, ethnically speaking, some interesting things happen when you’re dealing with a time-frame like that in a specific area such as Europe. The ‘Anglo-Saxon’ complaint is spurious (this being the kindest word I can think of to describe it):
If we’re talking about genetic heritage, there is no longer any way to make a visual judgement on who is of ‘Anglo-Saxon’ descent and who is not. Correspondingly, there is no way to know who is Roman descent and who is not on the same basis. Our ethnic and national lines have blurred so often that it’s meaningless to apply ancient terms like these based on the physical appearance of a modern person, whether or not they may have a ‘Roman nose’.
You may or may not have heard of the ‘Charlemagne Formula’. I’m not sure it’s actually even been called that, but loosely, this is the theory that everyone in Europe – and everyone descended from European colonists – is a blood descendant of Charlemagne. Yes, that Charlemagne: Carolus Magnus, or Charles the Great, not-quite-Roman emperor in the 8th and 9th centuries AD.
The reasoning goes thusly: if you trace your family tree, you’ll find that for each generation you go back, the number of your contemporaneous ancestors will double. Two parents; four grandparents; eight great-grandparents; sixteen great-great grandparents; and so on. Conversely, the population of Europe started out pretty small, and grew larger over the course of history. There is, therefore, a point – usually accepted as being around the 12-13th centuries AD – at which the number of your ancestors in a single generation exceeds the number of people alive in Europe at the time. And, in fact, you don’t need to look much further back than this – perhaps as recently as the first century AD – to find that everyone alive in the world today has an ancestor in common.
This is a frightening idea for some, I realise. Those whose entire self-image and worldview is based on the fear of people who look different will inevitably feel threatened by the fact that modern racial divisions are, well, modern. That the vast insurmountable chasm between them and those whose faces they dislike so much is actually no more than a crack in the pavement.
And this, needless to say, is why it’s so utterly pointless to insist on the preservation of the ‘indigenous’ British, as do so many brick-headed nationalists of the BNP’s stripe. To do so ignores the plain historical fact that there are no ‘indigenous’ British, unless you’re willing to go back at least 700,000 years to when the first specimens of the homo genus arrived in what is now the British Isles (feel the outrage of the BNP: we’re all homos, too!). And given that we all share an ancestor at just 2,000 years ago, it is a given that everyone currently alive between the north and south poles could rightfully claim descent from the same ancient individual. Thus, everyone in the modern world not only shares a common ancestor with, but is inevitably descended from, those earliest ‘indigenous Britons’. Though since at that time there was no country called ‘Britain’, nor ‘Britannia’, nor was there a tribe of people called the Pritani (from whom the name ‘Britannia’ came), it’s pretty silly to argue that there were ever any ‘indigenous Britons’ at all.
All of which shows that much the same point can be made to the Italians who complained about those ‘Anglo-Saxon’ actors: firstly, Anglo-Saxon England (‘England’ originating from ‘Land of the Angles’) was invaded and conquered by the Normans in AD1066 (1819AUC). The Normans came to dominate England as the new aristocracy of England a good few years before that 11th-century convergence point, and this means that, as with Charlemagne, every European, or modern person of European descent, is descended from King William the Bastard (‘the Conqueror’ being his less colourful cognomen). Those Italians seeking to confuse ‘modern Italian’ with ‘ancient Roman’ can only go back a thousand years before running into the mathematical fact of common ancestry. They – and the modern English – are descended from the ancient Romans as certainly as they – and the modern English – are descended from Charlemagne. For most people, this unknown but unavoidable ancestry is of no interest. They’re more concerned with the lines on modern maps and the current differences between ‘races’. But it is a fact, and it does mean that your nationalistic ideas about heritage and ‘racial purity’ might not be as sound as you think. In fact, it’s quite possible that they are utter and total balderdash codswallop.
Are you listening, Griffin?